This is the latest in a series of reports submitted by a witness from Northern Missouri who has had multiple sasquatch encounters on his property.
Date of Encounter:
9/26/2013 through 3/10/2014
The following is a collection of the witness’s encounters at his habituation site over the past six months. I should note that he has submitted around a hundred hours of audio to the SRA. We are currently working on reviewing this data. As we find the screams and drumming he indicated we will publish them at that time, but for now we felt that we should publish his recent reports before they get too old. The following narratives are in the witnesses own words except for comments identified as researcher comments:
9/26/2013, 1:30 am:
I had a female screaming in the woods really close to the house. She did the owl call too and I have several screams recorded. She was also throwing stuff far from me. Like something hit the barn and something else hit in the trees on the east side of the driveway. Man my heart was a pumping hard as loud as she was. When she stopped calling, I came inside. She was between the pond and the house. That’s like maybe 100 feet away.
9/30/2013, 12:35 am:
I was recording and heard some calls earlier and something like a cooing of sorts. I was on the back deck having a smoke and just listening. It was fairly quiet, and I heard something in the yard to the east side of my driveway. I hit the light on it and I saw vivid green eye-shine and what was looking at me was very dark. The light backed it off and the head movement seemed unusual. I did not like the way it approached without calling. It was hard to see detail with it being so dark with the dark green grass as background. It was not overly large, about man-sized. (It) lasted a few seconds and was out of sight behind trees. It left me with an uneasy feeling, so I came inside.
10/03/2013, 07:20 pm:
Tonight after doing a feeding I did a few back and forth with the one I call Whoo and came up to the house after chasing Andy’s friend “Little Baby” the goat up to the barn with the pickup. Then I came inside and went outside to set up the recorder that the SRA has graciously provided me with. I did a whistle to see if I would get one to respond. Then I heard a noise from across the road where the abandoned trailer house sits. I soon realized it had to be a Sasquatch there playing a drum. The drum sounded like it was a domed lid from a charcoal grill. I have seen one over there in the junk. It was playing it almost like a bongo drum with its fingers and hitting different spots to get different tones and I got it recorded. It was making actual music! This is no ape by any means they are a people of sorts. Well I slipped back in the house and just let the recorder do its thing and will have the SRA analize it. They are so smart and this is yet another reason we need laws to protect them from being hunted. If we treated them like brothers or that weird Uncle every family has. You welcome and love them because they are family. What could we learn from each other?
Researcher Comments (SRA-Andy): When I spoke with him he also verbally relayed the following story to me which occured a few days after the drumming:
He let dogs out and went over by garage. Then, he let the dogs in. He shined a spotlight on a sasquatch in the dark shadow under an oak. It was on all fours and it stood up. He moved the light down to the ground. It dropped down again, then stood up again. It went away on all fours. Its eyes were bright green and very bright, intense. It was at least 4 times brighter than a deer. It had a mushroom shaped head, with moppy hair. It was about 6-1/2 feet tall. He thinks it is a young female. It was very powerful looking. The encounter lasted 15 seconds.
10/8: The sasquatches weren’t responding to calls as usual. He heard something by the garage and could hear something moving in the woods. He threw nuts into the woods and heard a strange chatter near the barn.
11/02/2013, 8:35 pm:
Well last night was a bit wild. I had Hairy trick or treaters. It started with throwing walnuts at the house and some loud calls to get my attention as I have not been putting food out unless they return my calls and the weather has been kind of crappy. Now its bow season on deer and I think they are not happy with invaders in the woods. The recording will be great. I took them out some stuff and put it in 2 places because there were 2 calling to the south and it sounded like a werewolf howling by the pond. The coyotes were howling all around and you could tell it was because they got them going. It was the first time I carried a gun with me in months. Out front, I put out 12 slices of cheese, 2 raw eggs, some bran flakes, and about a dozen pieces of hard candy. Then I came back inside and took the rest of the candy and put it in a coffee can and headed out to the barn and made sure I still had a goat. Then I went to the north end of the barn where their trail is and set it on a fencepost and called to them and rattled the candy. I walked back up to the house and stood out on the back deck and called out. I heard a strange noise from where the candy by the barn was. More than anything it reminded me of a ping from sonar like you hear in movies with submarines. I did go out a few times later and got calls and believe that 2 of them were in the tree line next to my driveway about halfway between the house and the barn. I hoped they may approach but I got cold and came inside.
3/10/2014, 9:45 pm:
Nothing overly exciting or long. Last night when I stepped out on the deck about even with the south side of the goat pen were 2 sets of green eye shine. I think the moon is what made the eye shine as they were in the shadows. I got the feeling they were nervous so I came inside. The green eyes were at about 6ft and 4ft from the slight angle I suspect they were traveling on all fours as they often do.