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By Tap Vann onMay 9, 2014
A week after a fossilized Bigfoot head was found in Utah, another one was found in Idaho!
Here is the original Utah story as reported by Mark Saal of the Standard-Examiner.
Soon after, Ralph Barnkopf of Boise came by the West Coast offices of WWN and showed us a Bigfoot skull HE found in the woods outside Boise.
“It’s definitely a Bigfoot head, for sure. I’d bet my dog’s life on it,” Ralph told WWN.
We contacted a number of Bigfoot experts. Dr. Lee Blanton of Alberta, Canada confirmed that the Barnkopf skull was, indeed, a Bigfoot skull. “If it looks like a Bigfoot skull, it’s a Bigfoot skull,” said Blanton.
The head looks like it belonged to a Bigfoot that looked like this:
“I went for a walk in the woods so that I would avoid having to talk to son-in-law, who’s always a pain-in-the ass when he comes over for Sunday supper ,” the ex-proctologist told WWN, “and then I tripped and fell over something that was sticking up out of the ground.”
“After I got up, I looked at it and it looked like there was these two big eye holes looking at me. So I kicked it a few times to see if it was alive and then I realized it wasn’t alive… it was a skull!”
The skull tips the scales at 90 pounds and is the biggest Bigfoot skull found in modern times. That is, after the skull that Mark Saal reported about in Utah.
“I’ve been watching Finding Bigfoot on the TV,” Barnkopf said. “But I never in a million years, thought that I’d be the one to find him. I guess I’m a hero.”
He’s the second hero. Todd May of Ogden, Utah is the first: